Comments on: Future Blackmail http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/ Learning about being a dad, one step at a time. . . Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:39:43 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 hourly 1 By: Super Mega Dad http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-199 Super Mega Dad Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:52:51 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-199 My son did this to me as well. It was 2AM and he was crying, so I went in to change him and he not only covered me, but a couple of the walls, the floor, the door, the changing table and anything else that was within 10 feet. My wife says she's never heard me yell for help that loud before. With my daughter, I learned my lesson and kept her covered at all times, but ONE time at the doctor's office, my son (then 4) was right in the line of fire as the diaper was taken off and he got just PLASTERED with sissy poop. I guess payback is a bitch. :) My son did this to me as well. It was 2AM and he was crying, so I went in to change him and he not only covered me, but a couple of the walls, the floor, the door, the changing table and anything else that was within 10 feet. My wife says she’s never heard me yell for help that loud before.

With my daughter, I learned my lesson and kept her covered at all times, but ONE time at the doctor’s office, my son (then 4) was right in the line of fire as the diaper was taken off and he got just PLASTERED with sissy poop. I guess payback is a bitch. :)

]]> By: Adam http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-192 Adam Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:26:33 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-192 Oh dude! That is rough! Oh dude! That is rough!

]]> By: Adam http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-191 Adam Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:22:53 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-191 Ha ha! My wife and I think that's hysterical! Thanks for the comment and stopping by! Ha ha! My wife and I think that’s hysterical!

Thanks for the comment and stopping by!

]]> By: Adam http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-190 Adam Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:21:45 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-190 I have since learned my lesson and try to always have her covered with a clean one. Not quite perfected it yet. . . I have since learned my lesson and try to always have her covered with a clean one. Not quite perfected it yet. . .

]]> By: Adam http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-189 Adam Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:19:18 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-189 Thanks John! Thanks John!

]]> By: Adam http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-188 Adam Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:18:47 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-188 Ha ha, I did the same thing as a kid. I yelled out "Oh sh*t!!" and my mom was so shocked she just busted up laughing. Thanks for the comment! Ha ha, I did the same thing as a kid. I yelled out “Oh sh*t!!” and my mom was so shocked she just busted up laughing.
Thanks for the comment!

]]> By: Joe http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-187 Joe Sat, 07 Mar 2009 21:43:49 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-187 Oh, holy crap!! Dude, it happens...shit that is, and especially from the little ones. Glad you have it down in written form for later blackmail purposes though. LOL! Oh, holy crap!! Dude, it happens…shit that is, and especially from the little ones. Glad you have it down in written form for later blackmail purposes though. LOL!

]]> By: ciara http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-186 ciara Sat, 07 Mar 2009 21:15:36 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-186 hehe i remember those days well. my son got me w his ass cannon once. he never got me w the pee, but he sure sprayed a lot lol my girls didn't do that to me, i don't think. maybe they did to my ex. i now am dealing w two tween girls and sometimes think the poop cannon is much easier if not gross lol hehe i remember those days well. my son got me w his ass cannon once. he never got me w the pee, but he sure sprayed a lot lol my girls didn’t do that to me, i don’t think. maybe they did to my ex. i now am dealing w two tween girls and sometimes think the poop cannon is much easier if not gross lol

]]> By: Busy-Dad-E http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-185 Busy-Dad-E Sat, 07 Mar 2009 21:07:14 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-185 Too funny! I once had a near-miss with an infant "poop cannon." I had no idea that baby poop could be an olympic long jumper. I also agree that many of us have embarassing tales that the mere mention of can make us "stand up straight and be quiet." For me, it was falling fully-clothed into a very cold lake during a kindergarten field trip, mostly because I didn't listen to my mom's instructions. Too funny! I once had a near-miss with an infant “poop cannon.” I had no idea that baby poop could be an olympic long jumper. I also agree that many of us have embarassing tales that the mere mention of can make us “stand up straight and be quiet.” For me, it was falling fully-clothed into a very cold lake during a kindergarten field trip, mostly because I didn’t listen to my mom’s instructions.

]]> By: Justin M. Howe http://new-dad-blog.com/future-blackmail/comment-page-1/#comment-184 Justin M. Howe Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:54:36 +0000 http://new-dad-blog.com/?p=190#comment-184 Um, that should read, 'Thanks for the laugh!' And I got home from work to find out that my two year old was having so much fun tooting in the tub that she squeezed on off right there. Ladies and gentlemen, the power of suggestion! Um, that should read, ‘Thanks for the laugh!’ And I got home from work to find out that my two year old was having so much fun tooting in the tub that she squeezed on off right there. Ladies and gentlemen, the power of suggestion!

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