Funny Baby T-shirts
Posted by Adam on November 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment
It seems like the minute I found out I was going to be a dad, there has been a never ending shopping list of things we need to buy; crib, stroller, car seat, bottles, jumpers, clothes, breast pumps, toys etc. Needless to say I have spent a lot of time in stores looking at baby stuff. If you're a new dad I am sure you feel my pain on this one.
The worst things are the cheesy shirts and bibs that are supposed to be funny but are just flat out lame. I call them "Ahhhh" shirts. They are made to make an aunt or grandma go "Ahhhh, isn't that cute" and that's it. But I find no humor in the "Too Cute to Eat My Veggies" bib or the dated "Got Milk" or standard "Grandma Loves Me". Yeah, they are cute on a baby, and they make you go "Ahhh" but I need a little more.
I admitedly have a twisted sense of humor. I find the distrubing and messed up hysterical. So when my friend turned me on to T-Shirt Hell.com a couple years back I was in heaven. This site is full of sick, inappropriate and just plain wrong t-shirts. If you're looking for a laugh or perhaps a punch in the face, this is the place to buy your shirts. If political correctness is a 7 Series BMW, T-shirt Hell is a pair of roller skates with metal wheels from the 60's. One of the awesome things about this site is they have a section just for baby and kid sized shirts: Baby T-Shirt Hell.com
No, these aren't the type of shirt you would put the kid in to go to church or over to the in-laws for Sunday dinner (unless your in-laws are way cooler than mine). But if you're looking to get a laugh from your buddies, or make a bad impression on someone you need to pick one of these up. Look, you are supposed to stop telling nasty jokes and using bad words around your kid, so why not enjoy the couple of years where the kid can't catch on to what they are wearing and amuse your friends and piss off strangers?
My personal favorites are:
And the one my wife hates the most. . .
All Mommy Wanted was a Back Rub
My wife vehemently claims that she will not allow our kid to wear any shirt of this sort. . . but mommy can't be everywhere can she? So if you're like me and feel the need to revolt against the mass produced bland and boring clothes they want our wives to buy our kids, check out Baby T-Shirt Hell.com and participate in it's attempt to extend a middle finer to the world.
